Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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