i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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