Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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