I molested 6 butterflies tonight
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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