Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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