It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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