I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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