So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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