Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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