id be glad to
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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