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i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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