Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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