I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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