i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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