question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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