We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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