we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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