Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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