Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
