so explain again why im purple
no
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
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