Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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