The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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