you guys were way drunker than both of me
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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