i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
God, I missed his penis.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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