ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I enjoy the company of your penis
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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