Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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