all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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