Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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