I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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