wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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