Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
he laminated a picture of his dick.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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