He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Never joke about your clitoris.
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