it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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