You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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