Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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