Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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