Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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