we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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