Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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