Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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