You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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