Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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