i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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