No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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