I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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