I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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