quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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