oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I have already put on my inside pants.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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