Is it normal to miss your booty call?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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