So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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