She went from zero to smokin in five shots
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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