Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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