The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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