the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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